Hero in His 300C

When a man in Houston, Texas, driving his 300C stumbled upon a wild dog attack on boy, he quickly stopped the car, jumped out grabbed the animal and strangled him with two hands.

The correspondent saw the incident from his Chrysler congratulated the man and told him the title the next day would read, "local resident Saves Child by killing Vicious animal.

The hero, however, told reporters that he was not from Houston. He was on a road trip across the country in his Chrysler 300C.

"Well, then," The reporter said that "the headline will probably say:" Texas Man Saves Child by killing the dogs.

"Indeed," the man said, "I come from Connecticut."

"In this case," said the reporter in a rage ", the title would read:" Yankee family murder Peter. "