Death in the Family 300C

It was a sad day when the 300C Stanley, Chairman of the Board WOBO 300C cars in the club died in a fire and his body was burned very badly.

Investment should be in the morgue to identify body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and VP Treasurer Homer. Three men have always done everything together, and indeed a sad day.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician sheet retreated, 
 
 Cooter said: "Yup, his face burned pretty badly. You better roll him over." In the mortician rolled him over and Cooter said: "No, not the Stanley."

As a mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer from polishing his 300C to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body, and said: "Yup, he's very well burnt. 
 
 Roll over it." In the mortician rolled him over and Gomer said: "No, this is not Stanley '

As a mortician asked: "How can you say?"

Homer said: "Well, Stanley, the two assholes". 
 
 'What? He had two assholes? "Asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never saw' Em, but everyone used to say: 
 
 'There, Stanley 300C with them two assholes".